Total Lemon

Hello. My name is Christa.

I live in a borrowed condo, on a largish island,
with my husband, my fish, and my cat.

I'm sharing my body with someone I haven't met.
 BabyFruit Ticker


Hey  
Reblogged from spirit-dweller
Reblogged from comradelemon
comradelemon:

We bought baby Emma (who was supposed to be born while we were in France, but waited until we got back to Seattle) and baby Basil (due in Feb) matching French dinosaurs in Brittany.

Yan asked his mom to buy another one of these for baby Armand, but the store we got them in already can’t remember ever having had dinosaur toys.  But then, she called them “giraffes” to Yannick and the other day was reminiscing about when he was born in “2006”, so maybe her memory doesn’t last all the way from reading her email to talking to some sales associates.  I’m sending her this pic to help.

comradelemon:

We bought baby Emma (who was supposed to be born while we were in France, but waited until we got back to Seattle) and baby Basil (due in Feb) matching French dinosaurs in Brittany.

Yan asked his mom to buy another one of these for baby Armand, but the store we got them in already can’t remember ever having had dinosaur toys.  But then, she called them “giraffes” to Yannick and the other day was reminiscing about when he was born in “2006”, so maybe her memory doesn’t last all the way from reading her email to talking to some sales associates.  I’m sending her this pic to help.

Reblogged from mcsaatchicorporate
mcsaatchicorporate:

http://phoenixkeating.com
PHOENIX KEATING / SYDNEY / SPRING SUMMER 2014

mcsaatchicorporate:

PHOENIX KEATING / SYDNEY / SPRING SUMMER 2014

(via delicate-vacuum)

Reblogged from thunreswine

hussarviking:

NEVER trust an adult who won’t apologize to a child

(Source: thunreswine, via noroelta)

Reblogged from fuckyeahkevinbi3ksa
Reblogged from wickedclothes

wickedclothes:

Navy / Green Striped Cat Hoodie

Help your cat chase some tail by giving them a stylish new hoodie. Crafted from lightweight cotton, this garment will keep your cat comfortable and in style during any season. Sold on Etsy.

(via mondar)

Reblogged from furioussterling

furioussterling:

Really cute Batman villain redesigns by Perry Maple.

(via mondar)

Reblogged from pauljuno
pauljuno:

Munsell 5B

pauljuno:

Munsell 5B

Reblogged from ancientpeoples
ancientpeoples:

Faience hippopotamus 
Hippopotami were feared by the Egyptians because these animals are very destructive and dangerous. By making these statues the Egyptian hoped to controle those dangers and keep them at bay. The lotusflowers painted on the animals are symbols of fertility and the marshes where hippo’s mostly stayed. The goddess Taweret is a pregnant hippo and was worshipped by pregnant women to protect their unborn child. 
Egyptian, Middle Kingdom, 12th dynasty, 1960 - 1878 BC. 
Found in middle Egypt, Meir, Tomb of Senbi II
Source: Metropolitan Museum

ancientpeoples:

Faience hippopotamus 

Hippopotami were feared by the Egyptians because these animals are very destructive and dangerous. By making these statues the Egyptian hoped to controle those dangers and keep them at bay. The lotusflowers painted on the animals are symbols of fertility and the marshes where hippo’s mostly stayed. The goddess Taweret is a pregnant hippo and was worshipped by pregnant women to protect their unborn child. 

Egyptian, Middle Kingdom, 12th dynasty, 1960 - 1878 BC. 

Found in middle Egypt, Meir, Tomb of Senbi II

Source: Metropolitan Museum

(via sadighgallery)

Reblogged from poxiran-deactivated20120928

noroelta replied to your post“My friend’s mom has had her feelings hurt because I haven’t told her…”
People seriously find stuff to be pissed off about. They don’t just find stuff either, they will look underneath rocks… Climb mountains to investigate… Walk barefoot on glass.. It is very off putting.
redbicyclefish replied to your post“My friend’s mom has had her feelings hurt because I haven’t told her…”
I told my mom! She was very excited for you guys. Then I showed her pictures of you both with Emma and she mom-squeed. <3
noroelta, I don’t understand why she can’t A) just say “Congrats” next time she sees me or B) just say nothing and move on.  In a few weeks or months it’ll be OBVIOUS that I’m pregnant and she can do whatever she would normally do with a pregnant woman when we see each other at church.  She’s turning it into some kind of game, where I need to jump through invisible hoops to not hurt her feelings - I can’t handle that.
redbicyclefish, that’s because your mother is a wonderful person and doesn’t derive her self worth from forcing false relationships on her sons’ friends.  And from what I can tell, she doesn’t even force a relationship on you that you don’t want (unlike 4/6 of my actual parents/step/in-laws).  I love your mom.

My friend’s mom has had her feelings hurt because I haven’t told her I’m pregnant yet. 

Read More

Reblogged from kockamaniahu
kockamaniahu:

LSD Castle (main) (by Simon S.)

kockamaniahu:

LSD Castle (main) (by Simon S.)

(via yancakes)

Reblogged from amazingwilderness
Reblogged from sanodox
sanodox:

Helioceras Heteromorph Ammonite

sanodox:

Helioceras Heteromorph Ammonite

(via b0ybones)